Love: Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought...

By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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Oh no you don't!

By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML

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You deserved it 855

By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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Grateful

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By sadwife - 31/05/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML

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You deserved it 10 788

By Amberizzle - 26/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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Dodgy

By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 22:01

Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML

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By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 9:52

Wow, not even a 'thankyou'. That's pretty bad.

NotNegativeNews 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 10:32

My brother's girlfriend bought him a PS2 last year... because he wanted one. not everyone wants things that are the top of the range, he wanted to play the old games because he enjoyed them.

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Akber1223 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 23:25

wow all u ppl worrying about grammar r really gay. and I kno my comment doesn't have correct grammar but Idc it's just a ****** fml post. ain't it?????

ravenscorne 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 23:47

I'd say take the Ps 2 back until he remembers it. When a guy forgets his 1st year anniversary, you don't forgive and forget. Make him pay and make him pay HARD!

ItsSeaboltSon 0

Monday 21 September 2009 0:10

who said this just happened? maybe the OP just found this site and it triggered this memory.

HIMBOB 0

Monday 21 September 2009 3:08

"How are guys stupid, you stereotypical bitch?" Shut up dude, let the women believe we are stupid that way we get forgiveness for stuff like this cause well we be like all dumb and stuff.

HIMBOB 0

Monday 21 September 2009 3:12

Oh and FYI PS3's are about $700 in Aus, ($600USD). "i suggest you have the decency to check you grammar before posting it." On 09/20/2009 at 4:43am by myaccount1 Hhahahahahahhahaah, mwahhahahahahahahahhahaha, Who is looking like a tool now???

teiso_fml 0

Monday 21 September 2009 4:26

I still don't understand the concept of "dating anniversaries". I mean, I guess they're kind of nice if you both decide beforehand that you would observe them, but short of that I would never expect the guy to remember, I don't remember them, myself. It's not like it's a marriage anniversary or anything. It's nice to get him things for no reason, though, anyway, and just enjoy his appreciation of it.

estrangedrain 0

Monday 21 September 2009 4:53

I really dont think what she gave him is the issue, whether a ps2 or 3. its the fact that he was forgetful, i dont think you deserved. but definately should talk to him. let him know whats going on

monkey314159 0

Monday 21 September 2009 5:13

Was this FML written 4-5 years ago?

bodgeyhippo 0

Monday 21 September 2009 9:37

haha owned

SarlaccBits 0

Monday 21 September 2009 21:16

YDI for being selfish. Your 1-year “anniversary” is total BS and is in no way mandatory for him to celebrate. You just want him to buy you something. IT’S NOT A HOLIDAY! and you ARE NOT MARRIED – so it’s NOT an anniversary of anything other than some arbitrary day. No guy gives a shit about the day you met, or started dating, or became serious, or had sex or whatever you are labeling the day.

jadeddream 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:40

"No guy gives a shit about the day you met, or started dating, or became serious, or had sex or whatever you are labeling the day." Uhh, my boyfriend cares about our anniversary (yes, I consider it an anniversary even though we aren't married. We celebrate it yearly, therefor it is an anniversary) more than I do. This past one, he spent nearly 4 months making a present for me. So stop stereotyping about guys, because not all of them are douchebags.