Work and Health: Today, it only took 25 minutes of working before I was covered...

By weezie757 - 28/11/2018 11:30 - Canada

Today, it only took 25 minutes of working before I was covered in old man pee. I think that's a new personal best. FML

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Leeono 26

Saturday 10 November 2018 10:32

For you or him?

PenguinPal3017 19

Thursday 29 November 2018 1:38

old-man pee? or old man-pee? asking for a friend.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 10 November 2018 3:30

Plot twist: You're a pilot.

Leeono 26

Saturday 10 November 2018 10:32

For you or him?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 November 2018 17:36

If you just would wear the Depends, you could keep that old man pee contained. See your urologist -- incontinence is treatable!

Fiona Kearney 4

Wednesday 28 November 2018 19:03

Best... Or worst?

rodfergie 18

Wednesday 28 November 2018 20:53

Hey, your fetishes should remain private.

blahblabbity 19

Thursday 29 November 2018 1:08

wow that’s the last time i’ll work as a presidential aide

PenguinPal3017 19

Thursday 29 November 2018 4:22

oof

PenguinPal3017 19

Thursday 29 November 2018 1:38

old-man pee? or old man-pee? asking for a friend.

interesting33 36

Thursday 29 November 2018 13:41

Keep trying, don't give up now. you can do it if you just believe! you'll get 20 minutes tomorrow!! I know you will!

samomaha 17

Thursday 29 November 2018 23:17

What a strange fetish!

TumblrweedPasses 11

Friday 30 November 2018 14:27

Where the hell do you work OP

SquirrellyGirl 20

Friday 30 November 2018 22:44

They are probably a nurse.

Sady_Ct 37

Wednesday 2 October 2019 17:40

Aged care facility.

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