Work and Health: Today, it only took 25 minutes of working before I was covered... - FML

By weezie757 - 28/11/2018 11:30 - Canada

Today, it only took 25 minutes of working before I was covered in old man pee. I think that's a new personal best. FML

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Leeono 26

Saturday 10 November 2018 10:32

For you or him?

PenguinPal3017 19

Thursday 29 November 2018 1:38

old-man pee? or old man-pee? asking for a friend.

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weaboo 12

Saturday 1 December 2018 1:05

Wait where do you work and why do old men pee on you Or are you an old man who can’t control himself? We need a follow up

Sady_Ct 37

Wednesday 2 October 2019 17:41

Aged care facility.

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I had to convince policemen I’m not a victim of domestic abuse after I had to go to hospital for a stab wound for the second time since Xmas. I’m just hopelessly clumsy. I managed to stab myself with a screwdriver while opening a paint tin. Last time, it was a knitting needle while knitting Xmas jumpers. FML

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Today, I'm at a company seminar on the topic "Employee Happiness." The goal is to figure how to improve happiness in our workplace. The mandatory agenda runs for 14 hours straight and requires me to be away from my family. FML

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Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML

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Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "Radiance Ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "Radiance Ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

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Today, I'm at North Fort Hood deploying with the Army Reserves, where the motto is, "You'll prefer to be in Iraq." We're in COVID quarantine with over 100 people in our barracks. We may never get out of here. FML

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Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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