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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 05:42 - United States - Tampa

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

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By AngryBlackMan - 03/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, I'm a gay, black man who moved to a racist, mainly white, homophobic town for work. I've already had the cops called on me twice, and a group of teens yelled the f-slur at me unprompted. When I asked my boss if I could swap, he threatened to fire me. This is gonna be a long 6 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 12:31

Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML

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By Nickie809 - 17/09/2012 14:59 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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By ZeldaovaPeach - 05/07/2016 12:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

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By Mybrotherissatan - 10/03/2016 15:59 - United States - Arrington

Today, I found out why people in my new neighborhood keep giving me weird looks. For a laugh, my brother had gone around telling them I'm a parolee, and implying that I couldn't be trusted around their children. FML

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By guest - 19/06/2014 01:14 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML

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By ... - 10/02/2010 09:08 - United States

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML

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By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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Sunday 5 July 2015 23:55

Wow that's terrible. Hopefully you can explain.

Klima_fml 29

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:55

A warm welcome, doesn't get too much better than that ;)

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IndefiniteBeauty 17

Monday 6 July 2015 6:17

This needs a follow up.

bigblackdude101 16

Monday 6 July 2015 6:32

now you just gotta mow your lawn in a nazi suit like off of stepbrothers

jaymecarterr 21

Monday 6 July 2015 6:33

Dicksplash, thats a good one

ezrajab 22

Monday 6 July 2015 7:07

Wow some people are nasty

johncanact 13

Monday 6 July 2015 7:10

Dicksplash is a good word to use there.

newyorkerkyle 24

Monday 6 July 2015 8:30

Agreed

tylerdgvd 3

Monday 6 July 2015 7:30

Soooo... That fool is a drake hater

hahahaha123123 10

Monday 6 July 2015 7:49

Well - have a party - they'll understand

newyorkerkyle 24

Monday 6 July 2015 7:59

Hope they understand what happened! GL OP!

newyorkerkyle 24

Monday 6 July 2015 8:23

Couldn't delete comment sorry

daddysgirl8 21

Monday 6 July 2015 8:24

Tape a sign to your door that says something like "I'm not racist, I don't know who taped that to my door!"

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