By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 05:42 - United States - Tampa

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML
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random2212 16

Wow that's terrible. Hopefully you can explain.

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Klima_fml 29

A warm welcome, doesn't get too much better than that ;)

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saifnaqvi11 21

You've been living there for three days and you haven't once gone out and said hi to anyone? When I first moved to my new house I went and met all my neighbors in the first week

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wondercat40 28

I dunno, man. Sometimes neighbors are scary.

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logicnazi 18

How do you not consider 3 days within a week? Please explain how you arrived at your judgmental comment?

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ItsDutch 16

I've been living at my current house for about 3 years and I barely know any of my neighbors. Maybe OP's like and just likes to stick to him/herself.

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wondercat40 28

Sorry, double replying! But also, when I moved into my childhood home, I used to love my neighbors. Only one, though. The other I was afraid of, absolutely terrified. Why? They had a "Beware of Dog" sign. It made me think of some giant dog that wanted me dead. The other neighbor was a German Hawaiian had a telescope you look at the sun with, though. He was chill.

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CommentKing207 23

If it's possible, report it to the landlord. It gets you out of trouble and gets your neighbor into it. He deserves it.

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MyNameIsLaughter 18

He doesn't say who it was, and he probably doesn't even know. Even if he did do that, it wouldn't take back the first impression that someone made for him

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CommentKing207 23

Yeah, he most likely doesn't know. You're right about that. But he can still attempt to find out.

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ShannonBitt 29

It doesn't say he's renting, so he very well may not have a landlord. Even if he did, it may not be the same landlord as the dicksplash. I doubt a landlord would even care anyways, it's not their problem really.

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SPN_lover666 27

Where does it say he is renting an apartment? If he is renting, I doubt the landlord gives a shit. They have more important things to worry about than a stupid prank

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MrThump 16

On the postive side at least someone in your neighbourhood has a sense of humour. A bad taste sense of humour but never the less a sense of humour. I'm sure not many people would have seen it so all good. Time to go meet the neighbours and mention the note to them all and ask "who would do this?" But keep relaxed about it and take it with a grain of salt. Laugh it off and don't let the person responsible have more ammo if you freak out about it.

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people_really 16

There's nothing 'mildly humorous' about a racist 'joke'

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

The best jokes are always at least a little offensive.

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Christoph_Blaski 12

That's a pretty ****** up thing to do, sorry OP. I would just be as friendly as possible to everyone you see, and if any neighbors were to bring it up tell them the truth.

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StickyPickles 33

Dick move but still funny. . Points for originality I think. Step up from flaming dog shit on the porch

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disbatch 14

yeah but dog shit is great, it stinks so bad

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worldclassrager 39

Dicksplash? That's a new one.. Have a few friends that are Jewish or black...that will change things...

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StickyPickles 33

Wow, I never at all said or implied any racism. You have to be pretty ******* ignorant to be racist these days

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ImTheAlpha 30

Because "But I have black friends!" isn't the go to "not racist" thing.

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kilbridedoesfml 13

WFT you deserved it. Think about it how would you feel if you were a Black person or a Jew?

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tarlax 11

You sir, are a moron.

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MrThump 16

Haha, read it again

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rocker_chick23 27

Learn to read.

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i_lik_tomaters 21

I wish I could down vote more than once

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QuaDECH 13

Ummmm... do a second read-over perhaps.

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Echoa21 18

Hey buddy you just blow in from stupid town?

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SPN_lover666 27

School has been out for a few weeks and you already lost the ability to read? I think you need summer school.

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thefmlman2011 36

Welcome to the neighborhood, neighbor

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rachelthelime_fml 29

Is your neighbour a Neo-Nazi? That's so ****** up.

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QuaDECH 13

He was probably joking and it is actually pretty funny as long as you're the guy doing it and not the guy getting the sign on their door.

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