By mperh - 28/05/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7

Add more paint. Make it say "Scop Killam." Much less threatening.

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Tuesdaythe10th 11

what a penis

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Comments

khaya 9

If that doesn't catch the cop's attention then the dead cop's leg stuck out of your trunk should do it.

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llCHR15ll 0

(excuse this gay comment but...) Awwww, I miss your old picture. :'-(

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llCHR15ll 0

... your an absolute legend!! thankyou.

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khaya 9

Yeah, he should cross that out and then write "cop killer".

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guckylynn 19

Because that wouldn't ruin the cars original paint or anything.

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ThisGi 0

we just got pulled over and that's what the cop said "it's the holiday weekend and we are enforcing it even more"

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YummiGummi 0

LOLLLLL :D watch out there cop killa

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xxlauruh 0

23 - location: your pants? really? you look 12.

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YummiGummi 0

ummm nope, I'm guessing your a virgin??? :P

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jannie22 0

stfu 69! btw great number tho... hehehe :) **** all te hatred 51 and 23 tho

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tree07 1

#69 are you blind!? she def doesnt look 12!

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Cjeezy 0

obviously he wouldn't be blind because then he wouldn't have been able to read her location then state his opinion of how old she looks.. just sayin.

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richboii 0

well i guess your only option now is to kill a cop... you know, unless you want your car to be spreading LIES.

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aeshleyrose 6

Oh my god, I lol'd alone in my house like a psychopath. Brilliant.

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OCDC 9

Are you by chance gayboii's (smarter, funnier) twin brother?

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CuddieRyan 0

it's also my birthday :D idk why my profile thing says the 24th... I keep putting 28th and it keeps putting it wrong :/

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FreebirdIII 1

My date of birth is 7-16-2105 and it will not let me change it. I will be younger than you forever!!

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zeta24 0

@18 nothin better than nwa to fend away the cops. i especially recommend the song "**** the police". haha somebody say win

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