By mperh - 28/05/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7

Add more paint. Make it say "Scop Killam." Much less threatening.

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Tuesdaythe10th 11

what a penis

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Comments

richboii 0

oh yeah and one more thought you better be glad cause theres worse things they couldve painted ex. "free candy"

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tree07 1

How is free candy painted on the side of a car worse than cop killer!?

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m0rgana 0

worse cuz then you can be called a child molester

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dgr8ing 0

not necessarily repainting over it would be easier then fixing paint thinner damage, and it would cost less at a garage to be done!

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llCHR15ll 0

yeah true, it's already ruined so add some thinners to make it worse. I like your use of logic there buddy.

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CitrusGirl 0

Could be worse. A friend of mine made someone mad so they wrote "I like big black dick" on his window. But it was actually his moms car. It could be worse.

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lil_lala209 5

use nail polish remover, let it sit for just a second and use a micro fiber cloth to clean it off.

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Niki0308 0

Report it to the cops! *face palm* Duh. 

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GuidoCheese 0

Hey if the cops catch you, you have the bill of rights on your side. Freedom of speech.

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YeloHaus 0

Don't just be a pussy and spraypaint over it. Spraypaint over "cop" and write "ghostface" in it's place. Much more credible.

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