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By happybirthday - 24/03/2013 21:15 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML
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Top comments

reras89 0

That sucks. Guess we know who the favorite is.

As soon as I read this I said out loud "Woahhh, that's just ****** up."

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weavermycutecat 0

find the phone put it on the ground and when no ones watching crush it and go, whoops clumsy me!

Take the phone when she's asleep, back up over it with your truck, and throw the remains down her toilet and flush till it's clogged. Take your parents' credit cards and all cash. Cancel their cards and shred them up. Spend the cash on an iPhone for you. Now not only will your sister have no phone and a clogged toilet, but her parents can't pay for it. And you'll be able to brag about all the cool things your iPhone does in her face.

christa953 12

middle school? what has the world come to? straight a's through school: elementary middle and high, and I never got presents, and I don't complain. what is this? so spoiled, fyl op

dude i stopped getting birthday presents when i turned 13 but i feel your pain though all of my friends said that their parents would give them ipads if they got a 4.0 i got a 4.0 and i didnt get anything

casperd00d 0

d00d, better 5$ than nothing. -.- you wanna know what i get for my 18birthday? sprained neck. effing pussy

my father didn't give me anything on my 18th birthday. not only that, he changed his mind about my childhood friend sleeping over when he got at my home from a 16 hours bus trip, we hadda sleep outside.

Ohh I know how that feels :( That's basically how my birthday is every year...since I was like, eight :| You'd think they realize that it means a lot more to get something valuable when you're older..

laxchick27 0

that will probably end up being me soon.

bluecheese88 0

ur old enough go make some money for a car ( adult entertainment )