By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
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noncomposmentis 6

Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.

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Savra_fml 17

That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.

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Savra_fml 17

/„,„/ (=';'=) /*♥♥* (.|.|..|.|.) .....meow

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HahaYDI 0

Right now you're in the pre-cat lady stage. This stage begins merely with social isolation and taking comfort in kittens. In two to three more years your condition will progress from just "single cat lady" to full-fledged "crazy cat lady".

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Enslaved 36

Nothing wrong with loving your cat. "Happy Anniversary" *sung Fred Flintstone style*

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perdix 29

I totally agree! There's nothing wrong with loving your "cat." I think we need to get a room ...

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Enslaved 36

Ummm I must warn you, my cat doesn't like peanut butter. Lol

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DjeePee 24

If I'm ever going to be single, I will become a cat-lady, that's for sure.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

It's way better to be single with a cat than with a dog. If you go out after work on Friday, drink too much, and wake up Sunday to find yourself married to a stranger in Vegas, you can go home on Monday to a cat who probably napped the entire time you were gone. A dog would go batshit crazy, tear up everything, then poop in your favorite shoes for being gone for more than 8 hours.

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starrnao 15

Don't give up OP. I'm sure you'll fine someone that loves your cats as much as you do

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desireev 17

Oooor... Someone who loves her as much as her cats do! :)

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eatsleepjb 8

42-this has nothing to do with what you posted but your profile picture is so cute!

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bubo_fml 10

You're surrounded by pussy & complaining about it?! **** my luck!!

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XvIZACKIvX 0

That's pretty sad that you have been keeping trick girl get out there find a real man for ya!!

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