By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
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simplyabsurd 0

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

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deaditegirl 0

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

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sixxer 0

What a crazy bitch! You deserve a better girl n make her pay for your stuff!

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cia_rapp 0

Wait, wait. So your mom's voice is similar to that of a ****, your girl is an idiot who jumps to conclusions... and you go to parties with your mom, and not invite your girl? Nice.

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that_guy01 0

lmao @ #1. I hope she either payed for at least the plasma or you dumped the bitch. Is it like some kind of rule when a chick thinks she has a guy caught that she destroy his stuff or key his car or something. My girlfriend would never do that, and i'll be damned if i ever date a bitch who would.

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chy_fml 22

first of all your (hopefully) EX-girlfriend has a lot of issues anger being one of them advice her to go seek some professional help, make her pay for everything she broke and then dump her. P.S no one should be with anybody that is that crazy

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tipple 0

I usually try to see the flip side of these stories, but I can't see one here. Your (hopefully ex) GF is psycho. She may not be actually insane - she could just be tremendously immature, insecure, lacking in self-control, and more. Either way, not someone you want to share a house or life experiences with. Honestly, "sorry" in this situation just doesn't cut it. "Sorry" means "please don't be mad at me anymore", it doesn't necessaruly mean "I've sorted out my behavioural problems and this kind of thing will never happen again." Get her to pay for as much damage as you can, and get as much distance between yourself and herself as you can. At least a different house - different suburb or town would be better.

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