By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
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simplyabsurd 0

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

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deaditegirl 0

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

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NycBrooklynBoy_fml 0

She's completely lost it. Say hi to a new line of girls to date.

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ShortyBBangin 0

SUE THE **** OUT OF HER ASS.

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Mexistache 0

Break-up with her, sue her for damages, and press criminal charges for invading your privacy.

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nvjldnvndsvnd 0

Shouldn't you girlfriend have been with you ALL night on your birthday?

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blueknight1st 26

Your mom sound hot can I have her number? Also I smell a lawsuit.

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kbkiller420 0

why bitches always jealous and think somethings goin on. go to that bitches house and trash her car and apartment

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AmyLynn0721 0

wow. your gf is crazy. why would you wanna be with someone who would smash all your things, really expensive things at that? even if you HAD cheated on her, that would still be a psycho reaction.

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