By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
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simplyabsurd 0

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

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deaditegirl 0

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

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4shleigh 0

Time for 1) a new girlfriend 2) Judge Judy

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Consequences 0

At least you realise NOW that she's a crazy bitch, rather than finding out after marriage.

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Zanju 0

Holy hell OP. SOMEONE'S insecure. FYL. :/

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jehsom 0

Dude, your girlfriend is a ******* psycho. Get rid of that bitch, fast.

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Scorponok 0

Psycho bitch. Get rid of her.

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arms_akimbo 0

Destruction of property, call the police.

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krstlclr 0

I would beat that bitch with the bat she used to smash your flat screen... and still sue her triflin' ass...

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CPTobvious_fml 0

Don't dump her yet.... have her crazy ass replace all your stuff... especially the TV Then change the locks, cell phone, myspace, facebook, relocate your mobile home (assumption)... then dump her... #28... haha Whatever you do... stop sleeping with your mom... that's gross

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