1. If the poster truly wrote this today, then it seems that he came home the day of his birthday, probably to spend the rest of it with his girlfriend who found the message from the night BEFORE his birthday; he probably had dinner with his family- cut the guy a break. 2. Some phones make people sound different, when I get messages from friends they sound a lot different on the phone than in person. 3. Your girlfriend completely overreacted and assumed you were cheating on her without talking to you; true it's weird you never told her that you were seeing your parents, but still. Dump her and make her pay you back

#14 read the post, she left a message on the answering machine, not a note #19 . . . what FML were you reading that said anything about her having his cell? and to the OP, she's total psycho, run away

You party with your mom and not your GF? Thats a little strange but I'l go with #26 (or catatonicsleep) to understand that one. What is with your girlfriend jumping to conclusions like that? She's either just really insane or you have not been faithful in the past. But even then, i'd give you the benifit of the doubt before i smashed your shit all to hell. RIP TV :'(

you people are so stupid haha. I would love to sit here and explain why but for some reason I feel like I'd be wasting my time? ha.

The party was the night before. I'm sure OP had some family time for his birthday and then later he would hang out with his girlfriend.

Yeah, that 58" Samsung you had your eye on? Your girlfriend will be buying that for you. I'll say it again. Assumptions are the mother of all **** ups.

I believe a **** punt is in order

Death through bankrupcy. It's time for a lawsuit. Get makeup sex out of it.

Dude, that sucks! FYL! Don't get back together with the psycho gf though, you'll regret it.

Dump her, after a swift **** punt. Insecure girls are nothing but trouble.