By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 91 282
You deserved it 5 121

Same thing different taste

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simplyabsurd 0

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

deaditegirl 0

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

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som3dud3 0

She owes you some serious cash and serious sucking up..........

SomeGuy1234 0
anicolelove 0

your girlfriend is an idiot. dump her and sue her for damages.

If she can't give you a chance to explain what happened before she did that then she's stupid and should replace all your stuff or repay you sexually.

you all are seriously making assumptions. it sounds like his mother left a message on his answering machine, which would be a house phone...which means the dude didn't leave his cell with his gf all day. maybe the gf had to work the night before, no one knows why she wasn't out. and my mother sounds a lot different on the phone than she does in person, so stop assuming the gf hasn't met the mother. and whoever wrote about the mom leaving a note needs to read again because your reading comprehension skills are severely lacking. Regardless, the GF should have asked you first, and then had the decency to not touch your shit until doing so. Freaking psycho bitch.

I hope you broke up with her and then filed a lawsuit for the damages. Then again, you're probably pretty desperate if your girlfriend is such a ******* psycho.

two words: KILL HER of course, after you sue her ass for all the property damage :D