By MrFerret - 06/05/2011 03:41

Today, it's my birthday, and my present is that my mom is coming over to see me so that she can borrow three hundred dollars. FML
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CareFace 16

Best present EVARRR. That's the price you gotta pay for putting her naughty spot in a world of pain. :)

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MarkFeehily 0

happy birthday! :D

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Your mom is great. She actually thought of borrowing 1000 bucks, but decided to 'give' you 700 back.

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narcosoldier 2

three hundred pennies

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prismis 0

if pennies were equal to a dollar maybe. but she wants $300 not $3

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haileemarie7 6

I hate it when people say that. I'm about to get thumbed down, but, she opened her legs. she knew what she was getting into. he didn't ask to be brought into this world. he doesn't owe her anything.

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justin1104lee 0

at least she showed up on ur birthday, I bet the $300 got u a "happy birthday" from her! and btw, happy birthday!

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almira_fml 5

well she spent on u till the age u could earn those money...payback time....

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Bcfrmkc816 17

well you should be proud to GIVE her the Monet since after all she spent a he'll of alot more raising you and taking care of you

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RavenNight 0

if u have such a problem theres a word called no. might wanna try cuz personally i'd rather keep $300 then lose it

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