By Snurkles - 07/07/2011 12:19 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 109
You deserved it 7 087

Same thing different taste

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dude just grow a pair and ******* kill him or cut off his balls or something like that. 'swat I would do.

also supported by the fact that after all these years he still remembers your b-day

I got a a solution to make you A man. buy a gun

lacey6195 4
thexChiotorie 2

Wow, that's creepy. Like rapist creepy. I mean, couldn't you imagine being in bed one night, sleeping soundly while he entered your bedroom, standing at the foot of the bed? He watches you while you are unaware, waiting, contemplating? Slowly he stalks up to the side of the bed and sits next to your sleeping form, raising up a hand to stroke your cheek? He pulls out a pair of handcuffs, swiftly grabs a wrist, and cuffs it to the bed post? Before you even awaken fully, he lies down next to you, grabs you tight, and with lips barely touching your ear, he whispers darkly, "I can do whatever I want to you," and with that hot breath on your ear, you realize how right he is? Seriously, you might want to find a way to remedy this situation before ... you know ... ^

someblackguy 3

thexChiotorie - Thanks for the nightmares. None of us will sleep soundly again. lol

firesam101 0

get a gun to scare the crap out of him for revenge