Love: Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt....

By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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By salt. - 28/02/2012 22:04 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML

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By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By Chakkamofo - 01/02/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By Deaf Dumb & Blonde - 01/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML

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By garfwebba - 03/01/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML

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ms_YoungMula 8

Monday 26 September 2011 22:38

You should have told her you can't wear it cus your other girl friend will get mad, lol

indistructo 3

Monday 26 September 2011 22:36

points for creative and funny break up

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Dragon_Soul 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 7:48

What a birthday gift XP

aFMLfann4life 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 8:27

Creative way to break up with someone..

lcau322 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 15:56

happy birthday though

d3n1n4_fml 5

Wednesday 28 September 2011 17:49

well, that sucks but i hope the rest of the day was better...xD

sps50 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 1:05

Lol maybe she's implying threesome not break-up?

jdblovrr 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 1:05

What's Paul frank?

you_failed 15

Wednesday 25 July 2012 6:57

He's my lover.

TayrawrTMD 7

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:11

Wow. She sounds like a bitch anyway. Revel in your singledom, dodged a bullet there

TayrawrTMD 7

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:13

Wow. She sounds like a bitch anyway. Revel in your singledom, you dodged a bullet there

LocalNatives 2

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:40

It's called a joke dude

lilblumango 1

Wednesday 30 May 2012 20:31

That's creative.

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