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By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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By salt. - 28/02/2012 22:04 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML

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By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By Chakkamofo - 01/02/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By Deaf Dumb & Blonde - 01/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML

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By garfwebba - 03/01/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML

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ms_YoungMula 8

Monday 26 September 2011 22:38

You should have told her you can't wear it cus your other girl friend will get mad, lol

indistructo 3

Monday 26 September 2011 22:36

points for creative and funny break up

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alexchiltonLC 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 10:02

Girls don't want to hear guys problems because they're too busy drunk and bitching about their own...

Rarr_dinosaur 13

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:18

Here's your sign?

nikkitaylor0603 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:27

you should have held the shirt up to yourself and said "damn I look so much better now" probably would have went right up her ass!

bv110 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:30

Breaking up on your birthday, LIKE A BOSS

nc21690 19

Tuesday 27 September 2011 19:34

ouch

conholio33 28

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:31

Who on earth is paul frank?

thejedi08 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:17

i think he wants you to take the hint ;)

football63 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:18

Thats sucks

1randomchick 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:54

people - there is no need to repeat questions. stop being stupid and lazy.

Zillie 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 6:44

Creativity ftw!

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