By NosChersVoisins - 01/07/2014 04:55 - France - Bordeaux

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML
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dakid87 10

Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!

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Cwizer 17

Hey, he remembered!! That's good!

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darkfireflame 15

What a couple of assholes. Happy birthday at least!

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Birdclawz 17

That's encouraging suicide and is a federal offense.

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sexual_girl 15

It may be suggesting suicide, but they never actually said "Kill yourself", in which case it would become a federal offense. If the OP actually did try to take legal action against them, the OP's neighbours could just say that the two items were coincidental and it was not meant to come across as a suggestion for OP to kill themselves.

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Cynical_D_Luffy 10

They probably thought it would be a great gift since you hang around the neighborhood!

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RhineBl 17

Say thanks, but you think they need it more.

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False_Stupidity 41

I sense that a certain neighbor is getting a body bag for Christmas.

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kenzie_gauche 12

Hey did you at least have a good birthday

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GetDuped 11

Now you have a stool and some extra rope!

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