By trice - 08/05/2013 17:48 - United States - Austin

Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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abbttmc 12

Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)

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perdix 29

Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

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rhcpgurl 18

Happy birthday OP!!!

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shadokis 15

Don't feel too awful bad OP. Last year, even Google forgot mine :( HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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someguy314159265 15

Truth be told, I would be creeped out if anyone other than my family remembered my birthday. No birthday wishes for you, by the way.

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lambda_fml 40

Belated Happy Birthday. Many Happy Returns.

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freshko21 6

Hey I wish you a Happy birthday! Put yourself out there with some good vibe and make some good friends!

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ElsieAstronaut 4

Happy Birthday from Tucson!

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

OP must be Mitt Romney "Corporations are people too!"

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Humanoide_fml 0

so what, is not really important. you can enjoy it or wait and see how many people say Happy birthday to you, and thats make you a more important person(?)

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