By trice - 08/05/2013 17:48 - United States - Austin

Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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abbttmc 12

Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)

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perdix 29

Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

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cycle227 3

Happy birthday! I hope you feel better now!!

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flysniper77 6

Get fb, it really boosts your morale when it becomes your birthday

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arkin5 4

You got one from google? You should feel honored!

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jnanderson 16

Don't worry, in a couple if days your dentist will wish you happy birthday AND remind you to get a check up :)

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