By trice - 08/05/2013 17:48 - United States - Austin

Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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abbttmc 12

Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)

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perdix 29

Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

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fl0fl0_fml 13

Nowadays people only wish you happy birthday if their Facebook account reminds them that today is "Abcde" 's birthday! Anyway... HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP!

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sekolze 5

happy birthdayyy!(:

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crashley21 10

My insurance company didn't wish me a happy birthday!

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anonymousy37 5

It was only 3:00 when the OP posted this.... I wonder if they got a surprise party?

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ravonos 4

Act like a grown up and move on with your life.

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gio4467 7

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY. Lol same happened here, except it was only the blood drive organization my school hosts

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worldclassrager 39

Better than nothing right? Have a Facebook? That might get you a few...

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fmelots 9

It sounds like you need to learn to connect to people more and form friendships. If you are there for other people, it's more likely they will be there for you.

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