By excusemeprincess - 11/02/2013 17:08 - United States - Middle Island

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML
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excusemeprincess 11

I'm the person who posted this. I just forgot to log in. Anyway, I DID kick him in his deku nuts and walk out on him. Thanks for all your hilarious comments guys. :)

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Darksoul09 16

Wow. I feel like a cliche comment should go here. like. "I hope you dump him" or something along those lines. Because you really deserve better than that. Nobody should have to put up with some guy doing that kind of stuff.

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ReepingHavoc 13

it would be Wierd if you think about... displaying as a guy....

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Yolandababy2 14

I would of told the hooker that he has herpes and HIV snd the only reason why where together is because we could infect Eachother with no problem. Lol she would of left him and he would of go so upset.

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zilla52 12

he sounds like a real pos. you can do way better

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wolby2010 1

if he has a girlfriend (who is willing to entertain his fantasies), why would he be picking up a street slag?

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TheMystery13 13

You are my kind of woman. If you need a new man, I volunteer.

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Hawaii84 16

On the bright side you were able to discover he was with a hooker this way and not at a doctor's office. He is the one with the STD now, not you.

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EmSalt10503 5

You should have suggested a three way like any good girlfriend would have done.

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LolYouDumb 4

Lol no wonder he left you. A normal chick is nice ;)

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