By excusemeprincess - 11/02/2013 17:08 - United States - Middle Island

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML
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excusemeprincess 11

I'm the person who posted this. I just forgot to log in. Anyway, I DID kick him in his deku nuts and walk out on him. Thanks for all your hilarious comments guys. :)

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Top comments

Darksoul09 16

Wow. I feel like a cliche comment should go here. like. "I hope you dump him" or something along those lines. Because you really deserve better than that. Nobody should have to put up with some guy doing that kind of stuff.

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flufflybuttons 4

link is a guy so if he ****** you as you were dressed like link that would be kinda gay next time dress like zelda

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Orchard 33

@118, obviously not...unless you happen to be the type of person who brings hookers home knowing your significant other is there and assumes everyone else is just as filthy and disgusting as you are...

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Satoaoi 13

that's when you pull out your sword and cut them both down. :0

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xxjohippiexx 8

What a meanie, you better have dumped his ass.

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Treble_A 3

For an awesome girl who put in all that effort for her boyfriend's birthday, you derserve way better

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Kesshin 8

Guess he was more interested in the hookshot.

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ZombieSazza 34

I really hope he's now your ex-boyfriend. He doesn't deserve you, he obviously meant the world to you for you to put in that much effort and he totally ****** it up by being a douche!

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