By excusemeprincess - 11/02/2013 17:08 - United States - Middle Island

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML
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excusemeprincess 11

I'm the person who posted this. I just forgot to log in. Anyway, I DID kick him in his deku nuts and walk out on him. Thanks for all your hilarious comments guys. :)

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Darksoul09 16

Wow. I feel like a cliche comment should go here. like. "I hope you dump him" or something along those lines. Because you really deserve better than that. Nobody should have to put up with some guy doing that kind of stuff.

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ethereana 2

well damn creativity gives equal conciquences oh don't forget to smile like the happy mask sailsmam and say "you suffered a terrible fate haven't you."

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kaylizs 20

It's you've *met with a terrible fate, not suffered. :p

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Zaparoach 3

You better dump that sorry ass and get married with me ASAP!

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kaninchien 14

I don't see why he'd bother with a hooker if he had someone as willing to do that sort of thing for him, never deserved you :P I'd never give you up ;)

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akalovexx 1

Link hat? =S. I hope you mean Zelda Veil. I don't think anyone man wants to get it on with link.

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greatfirstdate 18

Lol, that really, really sucks, but about dressing up as Link--why did you dress up as a teenage boy instead of the woman aka Zelda?

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youngsora 7

The world is unfortunately filled with people like him. Sorry OP :(

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Bullets95 1

To everyone who's asking why she was dressing up as Link and not Zelda - Rule 63

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Rantarm 4

Honestly Im really glad to see a woman with such respect that she'd dress down AND learn the proper name of link (not get Link and Zelda confused) AND go to the trouble of finding a Link hat. (Hard to find) I think you have a really good level of commitment and you deserve a (triforce shaped) medal. As for your bf... Tie him down and use your master sword on his nuts like a stunned boss. Sorry this comment sounds crappy... I'm tired

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