By excusemeprincess - 11/02/2013 17:08 - United States - Middle Island

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML
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excusemeprincess 11

I'm the person who posted this. I just forgot to log in. Anyway, I DID kick him in his deku nuts and walk out on him. Thanks for all your hilarious comments guys. :)

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Darksoul09 16

Wow. I feel like a cliche comment should go here. like. "I hope you dump him" or something along those lines. Because you really deserve better than that. Nobody should have to put up with some guy doing that kind of stuff.

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TheGoldStandard 6

That sucks. I could appreciate your surprise.

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whY402Jay 12

First time for everything... if you haven't already been in a threeway involving a hooker.

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Nuckingjared 2

Sounds like he is missing out, you can do better OP.

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samieguuuurl 7

I hope you mean "ex-boyfriend"...sorry about that OP. :/

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artinwords 14

For everyone saying dressing as link was the mistake let me point out link pretty much wears a dress and though Im most definitely a complete lesbian if my wife did this for me Id be all over her for days. Amazing gesture OP horrible taste in men.

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excusemeprincess 11

I'm the person who posted this. I just forgot to log in. Anyway, I DID kick him in his deku nuts and walk out on him. Thanks for all your hilarious comments guys. :)

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countryrose92 23

I hope you went and got tested. May not be the first time he came home with a stripper, just the first time he got caught

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D3ATHZ3RO 15

Hope you got dressed before walking out But kudos on standing up to him

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theFickleFinger 24

I'll bet from the time he saw you until the kick to 'nads his mind was feverishly working on how to turn it into a 3-way.

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austinhcktt 11

Well Link had the Triforce of Courage and not the one of Wisdom. But I hope you dumped his ass OP.

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