By americanbln - 01/08/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. His sister and I filled the air vents in his car with confetti so when he starts the car, it would blow all over him. In the process we lost the keys. The keys cost $200 to replace. Happy Birthday! FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 954
You deserved it 38 722

Same thing different taste

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today, my girlfriend lost my keys. when i got a new key, i found out my a/c vents were full of confetti. FML

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ofc after u bought the 200$ keys u'll find the lost ones

jerkheadguy 1

yea who wouldn't want a big ******* mess in their car? probably glitter in it too

fashionbug9880 22

Woohoo!! Cleaning up glitter and confetti for 4 hours! Best birthday EVER!!!!! I hope if he would've turned on the AC that you would clean it up, but until that happens, I hope you paid for those keys.

Are you an idiot. He may turn on those vents while driving.

mnkyc_mnkydo 5

How do you lose the keys when just opening the car?

......how exactly do you lose keys from the house to the car to the point you have to buy a new pair? YDI for not putting them in my pocket...

jalapeno64 10

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend decided to fill the air vents with confetti so that it would blow all over me when I started the car. Not only would I have to clean the mess up later but she also lost the keys which cost $200 to replace. FML

I had to get the keys replaced in my car two weeks ago while on a road trip out of state. $240. I feel your pain.

WickedClownMCL 1

Uuummm, if you dropped them in a car, they'll be in the ******* car dumbass.