Love: Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By Haitwun - 08/12/2014 02:18 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML

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By kaybax - 19/11/2011 11:42 - South Africa

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

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By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

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Where d'you go?!

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML

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By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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Details matter

By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML

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Compassion

By BadFriend - 04/04/2021 20:00 - United States

Today, my best friend is giving me the silent treatment and has blocked me on Facebook. All because I missed her 30th birthday dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. I’d gotten into a car accident earlier and had to be treated for minor injuries in the ER. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 8 August 2012 22:45

She needs to sort out her priorities...

your_ma 27

Wednesday 8 August 2012 22:46

Your girlfriend is a bit of a dick.

Comments

mrnuleef 7

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:31

You didnt write it on her wall!? Are you a madman?! Facebook comes before all! Im 100 percent kidding, and you deserve someone way more appreciative and less absorbed in status updates and timelines and all this zuckerburg nonsense

mew_3 7

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:34

Drop her ass. Why do you need a insecure and childish person to not even appreciate spending her Birthday with her?

the_true_batman 10

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:35

You should dump her, it's only going to get worse. Things like this really show who people are, and she is childish and petty.

corleon198425 22

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:44

Ditch the bitch

183933 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:49

Ask for her half of the dinner and than tell her she can have it back when she grows up!

fukmefreddy 4

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:52

your girlfriend sounds like a teenage girl OP, if she isn't, I suggest you get out of that relationship. And if she is a teen and you are over the age of consent, I suggest you stop being a pedophile

ballbearing 10

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:55

Christ, I hate people like that. I changed my bday on Facebook to some random date. So many "friends" clearly don't know me well as they wish me well in October rather than May when I was born. I know my true friends and appreciate the genuine wishes on my real bday and laugh at the rest.