Health: Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea....

By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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By lunarclips - 27/06/2016 14:08 - Canada - Brandon

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By Vombride - 16/03/2021 08:00

Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML

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By Hurtingincanada - 17/10/2018 05:00

Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML

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By whatevershit - 13/05/2012 06:28 - United States - Theodore

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML

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By Bride to be - 19/05/2017 10:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML

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Isabel312 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:42

just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.

traze 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:42

**** your life for real. You should get a butt plug.

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sweethang26 7

Sunday 12 August 2012 4:27

aww:(

gameguy1 0

Friday 14 September 2012 4:46

Watch out first row its a splash zone

DarthVader77 9

Wednesday 12 December 2012 13:37

Take it as a sign! Not a good one

UniqueAnt21 3

Thursday 27 December 2012 18:27

Lmao. I hope you don't have a white dress on :) .smh

Tressa1982 18

Saturday 7 December 2013 7:45

Nerves. My mother gets this way every time she has to go shopping

_Schnitzel_ 4

Thursday 23 October 2014 3:12

No seriously, how the **** does she deserve this? What's with that?

KayyKaylyn 14

Tuesday 11 November 2014 18:12

There's medicine for that.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 19:53

I'm sorry.

J15237 25

Thursday 12 December 2019 2:12

I am sure that it was just nervous. I hope you had a wonderful wedding.

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