Health: Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea....

By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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By Vombride - 16/03/2021 08:00

Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML

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By Hurtingincanada - 17/10/2018 05:00

Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML

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By whatevershit - 13/05/2012 06:28 - United States - Theodore

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML

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By Bride to be - 19/05/2017 10:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML

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Isabel312 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:42

just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.

traze 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:42

**** your life for real. You should get a butt plug.

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lovehatemusica 4

Monday 16 May 2011 4:22

Provided Your Not allergic to Nuts Eat a Handfull or so of cashews.They Are a Natural Cure for diarrhea But Dont eat to manny they will make you constipated.

lizliz23 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:38

nice 101 thts relly nice

Fifth_Dimension 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:10

sounds like a shitty situation

CxiiBunneh 0

Monday 16 May 2011 7:25

Aww): I'm sorry

lilcutie95 0

Monday 16 May 2011 9:04

as weird as this is use a tampon there.

wriptidez 0

Monday 16 May 2011 13:07

so did u end up gettin hitched here come the poops lol

phazon000 1

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:10

Lolz that's like bridesmaids

Chuck94_fml 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 7:46

it'll work ou

teenager34 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 18:36

lush

fuckmysuckluck 3

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:46

I would take this imodiom b pills or otherwise known as anti poop pills hah but congrats anyhow

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