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By patrick - 17/03/2010 16:15 - United States

Today, it's Saint Patrick's Day and the nicest day of the year so far. I'm spending it in the bathroom, puking up the sushi I'd eaten last night. The luck of the Irish can't help me on this one. FML

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The_Toxic_Mite 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:14

Ooh, the sad, sad irony. FYL.

Monikabug 9

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:04

Ahhh, been there! That sucks OP. Next time try to be more careful about what kind of sushi you are eating, and don't be afraid to ask how fresh their catches are. FYL!

Comments

Emilyroxx 3

Friday 19 March 2010 1:53

I just eat the rice off of sushi. I don't like the fish, but seriously, if you eat a lot of sushi (fresh or not) you're going to get sick cuz of the raw fish.

adrifter 0

Friday 19 March 2010 8:04

The luck of the irish stays with the irish

youthink_fml 0

Friday 19 March 2010 13:22

1. For those that say YDI for eating raw fish, the vast majority of sushi does not contain fish, raw or cooked. 2. If you're puking the next day, it's not the food you ate. That would make you puke within a couple hours. I bet OP drank too much. YDI.

Crysta_fml 3

Friday 19 March 2010 13:29

most sushi is never raw , and alot of it isn't fish. Most of you people are just ignorant huh. OP you don't have any signs of food poisoning. That comes firing out both ends, and happens within an hour or so of eating the offending food.

NudieRudie 4

Friday 19 March 2010 20:29

FYI - luck of the Irish = BAD luck It's an ironic statement, just look at the history of the Irish

kally2010 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 0:32

your obviously retarded about Irish history ! how is it the Irish beat the English when the English were terrorising the irish and shooting any man because he was suspected of being in the ira ? how is it we won when we had only a few thousand men and almost no guns ? it was a guerrila war ! one which inspired many others ! and during the famine we proved to be strong willed and because of the famine a large number of a Americans can now claim to be part Irish ! we may not always be lucky but we do always stand up for what we believe in and fight ! fight with our hearts and souls till there's nothing left to fight for ! then we win and celebrate that victory ! if we hadn't had tuff times who's to say we would be viewed the same way ? it's not about the past but about the present! Ireland Celtic tiger has roared for years ! but is that mentioned ? noo only the famine nd the English oppression ! so don't start shooting your mouth off about something you know nothing about !