Have you ever had the displeasure of smelling a dirty body masked with perfume? Smells worse to me than someone just being unclean.

Ah, the smell of bo and a half gallon of cologne/axe body spray. I think we all went to school with a kid who thought that trick made them smell good.

It's like using those floral sprays after dropping a deuce. It doesn't cover it up, it just makes it smell like someone took a dump in a flower planter!

I apologize. I didn't know. I'll see myself out.

The only scent that doesn't just make things worse is citrus, it actually seems to do something to neutralize instead of just adding more scent to the mix.

Lack of punctuation confused me

Sure, risk giving the man burns because of a little body odor. Not an overreaction at all.

Fruit punch stains easy, smells strong and doesn't burn, that might be a better option then coffee

Or maybe, just maybe, I was joking? Besides, where does it say the coffee should be scalding hot?

49, not everyone drinks hot coffee.

I have worked with homeless guys who "bathed" using a rag and the office bathroom sink and soap. There's no excuse to be working but not washing.