By womboman - 30/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML
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Thabb 0

You should be honored, to rednecks that's a huge achievement.

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trevishere 7

That would be something I would do to see a reaction.

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alexibabyxoxo 0

was it a big tip ?

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NastyNinja31 0

Probably the best tip op ever got

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seanders 10

You know what the Leper said to the prostitute: "keep the tip"

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thelastlucifer 17

thats not entirely true, larry the cable guy in redneck attire is freaking awesome

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fanceh 10

were the gods watching over you as you watched his sack swing to and fro?

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BillyBongBlast 1

lucifer you are a fuucking idiot. stupid fml

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projoe 0

^^^could he Tie it in a not, could he tie it in a bow!?

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Thabb 0

You should be honored, to rednecks that's a huge achievement.

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flockz 19

ya to have exact change would be an achievement for anyone, except my prehistoric grandmother.

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charger73 0

rednecks are the best.

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hellbilly205 17

Amen brother

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partyfool2011 4

Best cherry-colored booze-drinkin' NASCAR-watchin' beer-bellied country music-listenin' funny accented people on earth!

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Redneck42 0

Best people in the world

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kawaiianime 5

Was he holding a beer?

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hellbilly205 17

Way to be stereotypical asshole

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kawaiianime 5

I'm sorry dude. :(

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ipodlover1995 0

Don't be stupid! Obviously it was a shotgun.

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a_nutritionist 10

@32 you should thank him. if the guy wasnt holding a beer then you cant blame the alcohol and the guy really is that retarded. at least this way we assume its his poor choices rather than inability to comprehend the world around him.

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AnimeGirl1 10

your username....i like it.

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09redbull90 0

I was delivering pizza on a hot humid day and this fat guy reached into his pants and pulled out this wad of cash that was wedged between his leg and nutsack. I grabbed the money with the receipt and held it out the window on the way back to the restaurant. Just deal with it OP.

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dreawlkr523 0

safest place in the world to hide his money!

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getviolated 5

seriously it sticks so easily right there you never have to worry about it falling

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a_nutritionist 10

i hope you took it with a look of disgust and treated him like the piece of shit he is for the rest of the transaction. maybe then he will learn the basics of humanity. but i doubt it.

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getviolated 5

53- I bet you watch The View religiously...tell me I'm wrong

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a_nutritionist 10

yeah i dont know what that is so i cant tell if its an insult...im just gonna go with, **** off.

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partyfool2011 4

With his sister-wife and wielding a shotgun!

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Was it wet?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

well if the were camo boxers then how could you see anything? ;)

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