Intimacy: Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza...

By womboman - 30/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML

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By micheal - 21/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

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By ronniewciv - 30/12/2010 07:48

Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML

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Currency

By PizzaBwaaay - 03/05/2022 22:00

Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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It never rains, it pours

By jaeilssanguh - 26/11/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was walking in rain. I had my hands in my pants pockets, so that the front of the jacket was pointing down. Halfway to Taco Bell, my crotch felt exceptionally wet. I looked down to see a wet spot. The rain on my jacket was channeled to my crotch. FML

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All in a day's work

By Steve-noh - 10/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML

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By rained - 02/02/2009 05:44 - Hong Kong

Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML

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By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

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Stormy weather

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 17:00 - United Stated - Portland

Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML

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Protip

By Tipless - 07/11/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML

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Thabb 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:08

You should be honored, to rednecks that's a huge achievement.

Salvikidd 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:27

did you see his 16 year old wife?

Comments

adeline8680 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:46

Rednecks freakin' suck...

Salvikidd 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:02

Yea that too

adavis24 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:07

hey **** off you emo bitch!

MegamiKaosu 28

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:10

I resent that statement...

koolkat27 13

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:36

rednecks and emos both suck. :)

vashthestampede 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:48

Hey at least he was WEARING clothes...

Squirrelx 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:03

Ohhhh rednecks...

mea_iloveskiing 26

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:12

keep the change you filthy animal! :D

Simpson143 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:16

That was some good tip. I wonder it was a big tip...?

619warrior281 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:20

It was a tip that had its own tip!

Navith 13

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:58

Oh woops, didn't mean to comment this.

ArapCheerleader 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:36

bow chicka wow wow

Legolandlord 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:29

Its bow chicka bow wow

pinksapphire 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:35

stay in school

Ranimal 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 6:13

Please... You know, just please.

ellie_rose 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 1:07

For the record, I deliver pizzas and I'm in law school. It's a great way to earn a little extra cash when you're a starving college student. Don't make assumptions.