By nicki - 14/11/2010 17:18 - United States

Today, it took me a full ten minutes to finish on the toilet. I was babysitting at the time, and it took the kids those ten minutes to destroy the kitchen and shave the cat. FML
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DocBastard 38

If you had taken the time to wipe, they would have burned the house down.

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bigbadtim 7

LOL, just imagine the babysitter's last act upon this earth is to post a FML while the house is burning down. Today, the kids I was babysitting shaved the cat, destroyed the kitchen and burned down the house while I was in the bathroom. HELP I'M TRAPPED! CALL 911! FML.

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bamagrl410 31

Hahahahaha funniest thing I've read all day.

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zp5 4

i feel so bad. for that poor cat!

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gman123999 14

Well at least they didn't trip over the cat and kill it!

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mrahhhhh 21

And then you made them clean up the kitchen and tape a carpet to the cat, right?

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bamagrl410 31

Tape a carpet to the cat? Hahaha poor animal. I hate cats though, so this is amusing.

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franwins0827 7

"[Kids] are like the ocean, you don't want to turn your back on them for long." ~Kindergarten Cop

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Sparx1_1 16

these do not sound like kids you should look after again until their parents teach how to behave.

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DocBastard 38

Chaos, your point is valid. Your passion inspires me.

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TheNewGuy03 28

chaos, i would give you more than one "thumbs up," but it's kinda impossible. i love the fact that everyone on here is omnipresent, omnipotent, and has never made a single mistake in their lives. get off your bullshit high horse, and stop spewing grandiloquent toxic sludge from that gaping hole you call your mouths. fact: people ******* shit. get over it. while y'all are busy munching on that bag of dicks, perhaps you should try thinking about what the **** you're saying before spontaneously generating incoherent psychobabble that has no basis in fact. |the kid|

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W4X 0

Stop babysitting the Incredibles. It does not give you any street cred.

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Shinygirlnz 1

Wow, your diet must be appalling. 10 minutes to use a toilet is not healthy. Get some fibre, go for more walks, jebus.

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TheNewGuy03 28

yep; occasionally, i take even longer than 10 minutes to drop a deuce. not because i'm fiber-deficient; nay, quite the opposite. i just take huge ******* *****. way to go, jillian michaels; you proved nothing. |the kid|

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hnz 13

why is there a shaver visible to the kids?

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lolaisagirl 0

if you were on the toilet where'd they get the razor? they probably heard everybody loves shaved pussy..they sound like brats and it's a good thing cuz I don't think you'll be getting a call from their parents again.

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tencentsakiss 19

Seriously? It's called having two bathrooms.

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Flord 0

yeah op, im sure u were taking a shit in there >.>

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