By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 07:09 - United States

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Today, I ended up gashing my leg rather badly on the corner of a chair, fell to the ground with a very loud thud, and yelled "OH F*CK ME!!". I hobbled to the bathroom making more noise in the process. My neighbor came by and asked if I could "keep my sex noise to a minimum". FML
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HoorayForFML 0

What an awkward thing to shout upon hurting yourself. O_o

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ydi_bitch 0

YDI for having sex with the chair

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HoorayForFML 0

What an awkward thing to shout upon hurting yourself. O_o

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mmmyeahsaraa 0

lmao i scream that all the time when i hurt myself =0

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CrackhouseDoug 0

Why doesn't anyone here on FML actually bother to tell their neighbour what's going on rather than misleading them on purpose? FML has become so monotonous recently.

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Aeval_Fae 0

#8 was right; shouting "oh **** ME" is completely different and not all that weird when you hear it aloud. I say that all the time, either that or "**** me sideways!" which is another thing that looks weird but really isnt.

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xNatsuki 0

If you know this site then you should've yelled "**** MY LIFE" instead.

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dotsdesu 0

You should have told your neighbour: "**** ME, **** YOU"

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MyzticHydra 0

i agree pretty awkward to say the me part i heard "oh ****" but never fallowed with a me seems unnatural to say it with the me i say "damn it" "holy shit" "oh ****" or "SHEETTT!!!"

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hat_fml 0

That's just hilarious... but fyl for the gash.

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Stefany713 0

I prefer going with the classic "Aaaahhh! Kelly Clarkson!!" Lol

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tinyphreak 0

It's not "oh **** me", it's "oh **** ME"... there's a difference.

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ydi_bitch 0

YDI for having sex with the chair

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Harry_Poochi 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aodpb3vFU0

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dayrin7 4

haha I did that too! I was in class and my work got deleted on the computer soo i yelled **** me! lmfao the class was silent so everyone heard me everyone stared laughing...well not the teacher. lol

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loserboii 11

did u yell it or say it kinky like..?

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OMGitsKaleyxo 0

hahaa i get it[: lol no shit but whatever. can ur neighbors really hear u yelling in ur house? ur houses must be pretty close.

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Zeke4448 0

Your neighbor doesn't know what sex sounds like!

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oh_mi_shizzle 0

lmao! I always scream when I get hurt or I'm pissed or something hahahaha OP, you made ne laugh, thanks. :)

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