Miscellaneous: Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette...

By Lost - 14/01/2010 15:57 - United States

Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML

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By BirthdayTeeth - 16/06/2009 11:14 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

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Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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By random123 - 29/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

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You forgetting something?

By Anonymous - 22/05/2022 20:00 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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By bdaygirl - 03/12/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML

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By dentistftw - 08/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML

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By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 07:24 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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aero_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:17

It's actually a decent razor...

pariah13 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:19

I got one for my 18th birthday also. how weird.

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marionfanlove 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:58

aawe happy birthday :)

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:00

how many people turn 18 today do you think. Geeze, get over it

Andyman999 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:01

sounds just like my 18th birthday. happy belated birthday.

gracey92 3

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:02

happy birthday :)

fudrick 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:05

People don't remember other people's birthdays. You have to tell them. I doubt you told people it was your birthday, so YDI.

sophiehope 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:08

awww! happy birthday =)

badvoodoo 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:38

WTF is wrong with you?! BAD TROLL, BAD

fml1594 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:39

Maybe you can use it to cut yourself? :) it's just a thought, btw, happy birthday! :D

ehshithappens 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:40

Wow, someone has SERIOUS daddy issues.

MysteryJoker 5

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:46

well at least it's the best a man can get right?

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Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

You forgetting something?

Sweet Sixteen

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