Love: Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback...

By deez_nutz - 10/03/2009 12:46 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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You deserved it 29 285

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 02:00

Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML

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You deserved it 1 487

By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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You deserved it 5 442

By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 279

You deserved it 18 565

Turn it off, make it stop!

By ricewine23 - 04/08/2021 04:01

Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML

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You deserved it 206

Anthony Fantano over here

By WAPmeBaby - 25/08/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML

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You deserved it 229

By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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You deserved it 2 868

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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You deserved it 9 648

By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 302

You deserved it 7 560

How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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You deserved it 164

By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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You deserved it 3 974

hazz_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:12

I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S

sancho839 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:10

you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.

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carbonbasedcynic 17

Wednesday 23 April 2014 1:15

how is anyone heartless enough to say he deserved it?

fivehuskies 6

Friday 13 June 2014 19:24

Nickelback rocks.

ChunkyBuiscuit 13

Friday 1 August 2014 20:35

I love Nickelback- this is not an fml to me

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Tuesday 16 December 2014 11:09

What's the big deal

idaroseschultz 4

Friday 26 December 2014 21:36

Nickelback is good

pheonixfire13 17

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:57

How is this an fml nickelback is good

CommentKing207 23

Thursday 16 July 2015 6:09

Wow deez nuts was around in 09 lol

DiamondGirl18 12

Thursday 1 October 2015 3:53

she doesn't love you

kuraifenshi 18

Sunday 17 January 2016 21:20

Kickback has and will always be in my top 3 favorite bands. I don't see why everyone hates them.

alerra 21

Wednesday 16 March 2016 14:38

You seem to be a little ungrateful. At least you got a present for your birthday!

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Same thing different taste

Turn it off, make it stop!

Anthony Fantano over here

How can I make this about me?

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