Love: Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback...

By deez_nutz - 10/03/2009 12:46 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

I agree, your life sucks 91 579

You deserved it 29 285

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 02:00

Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 351

You deserved it 1 487

By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 011

You deserved it 5 442

By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 279

You deserved it 18 565

Turn it off, make it stop!

By ricewine23 - 04/08/2021 04:01

Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 742

You deserved it 206

Anthony Fantano over here

By WAPmeBaby - 25/08/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 353

You deserved it 229

By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 625

You deserved it 2 868

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 869

You deserved it 9 648

By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 302

You deserved it 7 560

How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 114

You deserved it 164

By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 190

You deserved it 3 974

hazz_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:12

I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S

sancho839 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:10

you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.

Comments

boarderchika 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:47

seriously...yours gets put on here for getting a CD of a band you dont like... but yet i put one about falling in love over the internet (yea stupid on my part to begin with) but then i find out i was dating a girl the entire time for 2 years...and mine gets denied...flippin lame

karyspecialk 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:48

that might possibly be the worst birthday present ever

karyspecialk 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:50

and #63 you fail

dwights 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:51

agreed with number 4

omgbeckyyy 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:51

At least you got a gift. Way to be a douche.

mfmylife95 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:52

yea really not FML worthy, least she tried to make you happy

th3wh1tee 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:56

Getting a Nickelback Cd is like an insult and she is taking away more than she is giving. Damn her to hell or just get her a Katy Perry cd in return lol. Or some bullshit like Hinder.