Miscellaneous: Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 07:24 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By UnwantedDaughter - 08/01/2019 20:00

Today, it's my birthday. My father didn't get me a birthday present or do anything for me, and acted as though he only came to visit because it was expected. Yet when it was his birthday a couple months ago, he expected me to take him out and pay for it FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By Furnando - 06/01/2023 00:00

Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML

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By sadSarah - 01/05/2014 09:59 - United States - New York

Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML

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Drive

By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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By stinkerweeder - 05/02/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML

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Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By Happy Birthday - 10/07/2018 15:00

Today, my Dad gave me my birthday card. The envelope was blank, as was the card, and the £0.25 price tag was still on. He was fully aware of all these things, but handed it to me and said, "By the way, I didn't write anything." Happy birthday to me. FML

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By googly191 - 19/12/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML

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Mister_FML_ 10

Saturday 31 May 2014 12:40

Change. But not the gift. Change your family.

Capitan 15

Saturday 31 May 2014 12:43

Maybe him remembering is the real gift. The charger is just material. Happy birthday!

Comments

1dvs_bstd 41

Saturday 31 May 2014 14:38

If there's anything I can gather from my personal and most people's birthdays that I've read about, is that they inflict pain on your very soul.

chuksnwali 34

Saturday 31 May 2014 14:48

Well a good parent needs to be consistent.

gshocker20 21

Saturday 31 May 2014 15:03

Happy Birthday!

jakerrrbaker 8

Saturday 31 May 2014 15:13

Give it back to him for his birthday!

steve727 2

Saturday 31 May 2014 15:20

Give him it for his birthday

JuzReading 23

Saturday 31 May 2014 15:28

Be happy that atleast one person remembered your special day :)

CurlyQute 17

Saturday 31 May 2014 15:33

Well at least he got you something

lulinator 40

Saturday 31 May 2014 16:25

Sounds like my aunt who will stock up on cheap gifts and keep giving everyone the same thing until she runs out. Happy birthday, OP. Go out and treat yourself if everyone else forgot!