By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I would like to see this $15 balloon.

But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!

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#110: Liberals (feminist or otherwise) never debate that there is difference between the sexes. But we do believe that there should never be a lack of consideration toward someone because of his or her gender. My point was that a "boys will be boys" attitude inherently argues against conviction against those who bully or abuse a woman because of her gender, not that conservatives don't want to come down with the collected force of God's own might if they find a perpetrator who has been convicted. Decency has to do with treating people well and treating them with respect, not "the traditional things that guys and girls usually do." My wife does not exclusively cook, the way my mother (and, indeed, her mother) always did. I do not exclusively support the household, the way my father always did. This much is considered progress not loss, and is a significantly more "decent" and equitable division of labor than had been the case in my parents' generation. Were we to cling to "the traditional things," as most reactionary conservatives might wish, a black vote would count 3/5ths of a white vote, women wouldn't be allowed to sue their husbands in civil court for rape due to spousal immunity, and and sexual harassment in the workplace would go unchecked. The good old days weren't always that good. So you've impugned my gender (saying that I was a woman so that I could be dismissed as hypersensitive), my politics (saying that I was a liberal so that I could be branded a "pussy"), and my sexuality "KMA fagbag hahaha" (probably implying that a homosexual shouldn't get the same hearing as you). You add extras to the argument because you'll never beat me on the merits. You argue that I should reconsider my position "Cuz nobody on this post thinks your tite." Read the rest of the comments - I think #131 will prove you wrong. I'm guessing you're going to be dumb enough to make your next ad hominem attack about race. And I can't wait. ps. People take you more seriously when you spell, punctuate, and capitalize correctly. Even online.

coolbeanz90 0

:[ Sorry to hear about the balloon! You should have waited until he WASN'T wasted!! You will be smarter for next time! :D

pl8guy 0

take the ice cream home with you and eat it!

NisPe_BITCH 0

Yeah, you can't buy boys anything or they break. Also don't lend them anything. Or they'll break it. Boys are clumsy.

herekitty 0

You picked a great guy. Sounds like you should marry him now and carry his drunken spawn. :D

AntiChrist7 0

he started the party and got drunk without even waiting for you? YDI for picking such an ass

What kinda balloon was it? A sex-doll? That's the only $15 "balloon" I can think of.

Who charges $15 for a balloon? And I say this as an ex-CBA.