By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
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Jaywin 3

I would like to see this $15 balloon.

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Sage1314 4

But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!

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KEVINPASH 0

tiltwrestler... you are hilarious bud, keep it up.

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oye_vey 0

1st mistake: a $15 balloon... might as well by the NEWLY 21year old a 5th. 2nd mistake: dont you think cake and presents would have been more apporpriate BEFORE he started drinkin? or maybe the day after when everyone knew he'd be sober. .... I'm guessin your not out of HS yet if you dont know the basics of a 21 run

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omar_fml 0

thats how you hit 3 birds with one stone

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abcdefgh_fml 0

$15 balloon.... holy shit! where did you get that?!

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linzhart333 8

Who the hell buys a BALLOON for $15?! Wow. But that sucks about the cake and shoes.

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Maou_fml 0

If he gets that drunk, it shouldn't have been a surprise.

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whohash 0

I was going to say at least the ice cream was okay, but apparently a lot of other people thought the same. But that sucks!

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hattar 0

wow, u would be a good girlfriend! not many girls treat their men like that

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spitball1074 2

hahaha #19. Disneyland WTF! Yeah **** their overpriced merchandise.

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ihatedouchebags 0

YOU picked him as your boyfriend..........that's what happens when you're in a relationship with a douchebag

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