By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML
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FATSQUIRELL69 0

lmfao hahah your dad is funny, hes just probably joking around, most parents do that

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EvilDave 13

You gave him a joke gift, he gave you a joke response. You didn't appreciate the response and he probably didn't appreciate the joke gift.

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generalfubar 0

maybe if you moved out of the basement or pay rent he might have tried to erase your mom instead...

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AlvaTheStarvingA 0

.... Who gives someone an big eraser for their birthday? 'Okay, this one is from OP...' said your father, ripping off the wrapper of your present. 'oh, it's a...big eraser.' at that moment your father thought; 'Why? Why has the lord given me a weirdo?' then tried to eraser out on you. The end. :)

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dudeitsdanny 9

Is OP his nickname at home to? Poor OP.. Bad enough your name is Orangutan Penis..

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Peytonlikesme 0

What a douche bag!!! Asshole

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deafeningsilence 8

It's called a sense of humor..

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Master_Of_Sand 0

YDI for being born before marriage.

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voveraite 7

Um, after reading the first line of the FML, I guessed the ending. You *really* should have seen it coming, such a gift to a parent screams for such a comeback. Which makes me wonder, why buy joke gifts if you don't have a sense of humour?

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1337chick 4

YDi, OP. What a crappy gift. It has no function.

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