Miscellaneous: Today, it was my turn to have the trophy my baseball team won...

By itendstonight - 09/08/2009 12:42 - Ireland

Today, it was my turn to have the trophy my baseball team won a few weeks ago. I then find out that my brother and his buddies thought it would be funny to fill the trophy up with beer, drink the beer, and then pee in it. Not only is it over 50yrs old, it stinks of pee and is due back tomorrow. FML

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By Domo731 - 05/11/2017 13:00 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML

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By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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By always-the-responsible-one - 03/01/2010 08:42 - Canada

Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML

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By notestojenn - 05/07/2012 02:55 - United States - Manchester

Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 15:36 - United States

Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML

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By Festivaler - 13/07/2013 07:14 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By makehimscrubit - 14/09/2016 03:18 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML

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By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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Eagles77 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:56

you could wash it... or did you not think of that yet?

veelababe09 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:58

omg what a bunch of assholes!! u should get revenge!

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Qup 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:07

bleach

Music_rocks 7

Monday 10 August 2009 0:12

Wow, I'm from Ireland and I haven't ever really heard anything about baseball over here, but I guess since we play a lot of different sports here its perfectly plausible. OP; hope you can get rid of the smell.

quilly 0

Monday 10 August 2009 0:30

Why would there be a 50 year old baseball trophy in Ireland..? speaking as a resident of the country. YDI.

inu_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 4:44

just clean it duh

Mirandals 0

Monday 10 August 2009 6:09

Now its time to go piss on your brother and friends while they sleep. lol just call them over get them drunk, and you know what to do :) lol

happycat_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:47

Wow, way to be stereotypical Irishmen :)

LilaBear 1

Monday 10 August 2009 7:51

Uh... wash it? Kids pee their pants all the time and a normal wash gets rid of it. (And I'm not saying put it in the washing machine, just that it doesn't require some super cleaning agent to get rid of pee.)