By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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shan789mudge 0

I would be so pissed, that is just wrong.

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ugh_a_lug 7

YDI for not carefully preparing your speech beforehand. Were you high or drunk? ;)

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shanisdaman 0

first sexual comment. surprisingly. props man

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Xellith 5

she deserves better than some asshole like you.

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nabzilla 0

OMG! This reminds of that Friends episode where Ross says Rachel's name instead of Emily's. But damn you deseve it. :(

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crowdish 0

lol i was totally thinking that too

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aussie_in_SoCal 0

for your sake i hope your new wife is very forgiving... but definitely YDI, this is more of a F HER life not so much yours...

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bosshaug 0

I call bullshit how could you make an entire speech about meeting someone and not realize you were thinking of the wrong person I will say good original fake though YDI

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FarSide 22

What would you say 1/2 way through your speech when you remembered? "Oh, uh, nevermind".

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jonny2x4 0

SHENANIGANS!!!! First, how could you get your story mixed up on an important day like your wedding day?Second, who the hell invites their ex to their wedding? Only if she's your baby mama, but that would be the only reason.

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smiller0789 3

I'm still good friends with two of my exes (granted, they weren't very serious relationships), I'd invite them to my wedding.

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