By whatevershit - 13/05/2012 06:28 - United States - Theodore

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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groupleader 7

And according to your husband, the worst part was that you made a duck face in all of the pictures.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Looks like you THROW a pretty UPlifting party OP! ...Okay I'll just go bury myself now.

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2dog 15

I think op would have mentioned that in the FML, if she were pregnant

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DCFan 9

21- shut the hell up. You're past 3 comments in this FML alone make you look like an idiot.

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The_Hitdude 12

I have to agree with DCFan. You completely miss the sarcasm in the FML (under my comment), and then this? I think you should stick to thumbing comments up or down, because so far yours have only gone in one direction.

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2dog 15

I see your (the one below) has gotten a million likes too. Now who can't take sarcasm now

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The_Hitdude 12

You obviously don't know what sarcasm is. You're a perfect example of idiots that try to make themselves seem more intelligent than others online. Stay in school, and get your sorry ass off of this site.

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boofgall 16

43- She probably dropped out to be a model because she's so stupid.

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The_Hitdude 12

Photographer: Get together for the picture guys! Fiancé: Isn't this great, honey? OP: This is so beautiful! This is the...*gurgle*...the happiest..*bubble burp*...ughhh... Fiancé: Are you okay, babe? OP: It's...just so....wonderfu--- *Splat blergh* Fiancé: Not the dress! First you get blood on the sponge cake, now this? What the hell?!? Damn, that sounds horrible OP! Hope the rest of your day went okay, though.

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2dog 15

Obviously it didn't because op said "it was the best part of the wedding"

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The_Hitdude 12

I took "the best part..." as strong sarcasm, but to each their own, I guess.

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2dog 15

Yes but maybe op meant that her wedding was terrible , and nothing good happened or 25, maybe you are right maybe op meant that as sarcasm

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SkoomaKi 27

2dog - I've noticed in almost all your comments you keep trying to correct people when their comment is completely fine. Keep calm, and don't carry on.

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HairyPunisher 27

This is why having the bachelorette party the night before the wedding is always a bad idea.

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Trisha_aus 15

I always thought the wedding day was supposed to be one of the happiest days of one's life..

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lululu333 7

At least it will be an event to remember to laugh with the family. Better than having a boring wedding.

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perdix 29

That was the best part? You may want to hire a divorce attorney on retainer. This is not going to end well.

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FranzFerdinand 18

Help me out, guys… was that sarcasm or was the rest of her wedding really that bad? I honestly can't tell, haha.

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annamei 16

At least you didn't get left at the altar? (:

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