By whatevershit - 13/05/2012 06:28 - United States - Theodore

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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groupleader 7

And according to your husband, the worst part was that you made a duck face in all of the pictures.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Looks like you THROW a pretty UPlifting party OP! ...Okay I'll just go bury myself now.

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darthzerg 7

Same thing happened to my wife lol, it could be worse!

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posie94 7

Was this before or after your fiancé got drunk and started telling your families what you do in bed?

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nanny1010 12

How old are you? I don't understand people who puke all over themselves. I don't know about you, but when I feel it coming on, I head straight to the bathroom. Unless you were completely plastered and too out of it to not spew all over yourself. And if that's the case, YDI for getting wasted.

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daltonromanowski 11

Can't speak for the OP, but I do know a girl that hasn't been ill since she was a child and therefore doesn't really remember how intense nausea gets before someone vomits. She's also really afraid of getting sick so she psychs herself out of it whenever she feels nauseated. She said the last time she threw up she was so busy trying not to that when she did, it came as a shock. She was nowhere near a bathroom. Not everybody feels ill the same way so I think this FML is entirely plausible, with or without alcohol.

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MyChemicalSmosh 4

That dress must have been expensive as well... I bet the dry cleaners could clean it out, don't worry!

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nightwishs 13

You poor thing I hope you were okay afterwards xxoo

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sslayer777 1

Wedding day? Doesn't matter had sex.

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mowmowlife 21

666 deserved its, all from singles who work for Monsieur Evil.

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captainburke 5

Lol too much free champagne?

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Epickitty58 29

Congrats on the marriage! There's a funny story to tell the kids if you have them. TEACHER: "What did you learn this week, students?" RANDOM KID: "2+2=4!" YOUR KID: "My mommy puked on her wedding dress!"

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