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By Awie - 20/10/2011 08:26 - Austria

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

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By unknown - 17/08/2019 02:00 - Canada

Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By newlysingle - 14/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2025 22:00 - Australia

Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML

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Thursday 20 October 2011 16:07

It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

mk58 31

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:05

Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.

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icic6772 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:26

Did she say yes?

armyofficerwife 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:30

She did over react. If she knew you she wouldn't freak so bad. And that was very cute and sweet. A little sexiest but funny.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:57

And if OP knew his girlfriend, he wouldn't pull a gag joke on a sensitive subject.

jemiller226 13

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:16

Then either way they shouldn't be getting married. Problem solved. However, assault and battery is worse than any joke, and grounds for immediate relationship termination.

godofcyanide 8

Thursday 20 October 2011 21:43

66 - Finally someone got it right!!! There are a lot of things I tolerate, but cheating and abuse are not among them. That's immediate dismissal.

slushpup9696 12

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:31

If she had done this to you and you attacked her, this would suddenly be a huge deal about domestic violence.

DjeePee 24

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:33

What? You ended up in the hospital? Never play jokes on a kickboxer, should have known that! No seriously, there's something terribly wrong if she beated you up just for giving a silly present. Thinking about how she will react to serious issues, I would reconsider this relationship.