By Awie - 20/10/2011 08:26 - Austria

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML
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PixelNoob 11

It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

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mk58 31

Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.

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rae_munchkin 6

If thats your lame way of proposing after 5 years, you deserved to be beat.

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fashionistaelle 3

He deserves to get beat? That's pretty messed up, I don't think anyone deserves to get beat over a joke.

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WutzButz 3

Yeah, it's only ever the man deserving of violance if he did something she didn't like, right? I'm starting to think some women believe they can do whatever they want - apparantly you included, as you seem to think she was in the right, dishing out domestic violence.

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some_girl9 8

YDI. How did you not see that going over badly? Idiot.

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Braginskyyy 6

It was a joke, durka durka. L2SenseOfHumor

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trismagestus 19

@49 Yes, all victims of domestic violence deserve it right? SMH

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dwcomposer 4

No sense of humor eh? I'm sorry OP. Hopefully the engagement ring made up for it. Good luck in your future!

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Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0

Shit, I'd have knocked you out too.

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capnbzarr 43

Now you know not to give her the engagement ring. A healthy sense of humor, and being slow to anger, are crucial to a lasting, healthy relationship.

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MrsKitty86 9

I gaveded her a gag and she beated me up... Just kidding, lol! Kitchen utensils are scary!

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wazdog 4

So how come women can get away with hospitalising their men but guys would be accused of being wife-beaters and sent to jail?

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WutzButz 3

I hope it's earlier, otherwise I will probably go to jail for womanslaughter. You have no idea how many women/ girls i met that are just like that.

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some_girl9 8

We win. You lose. Deal with it.

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Levvy 22

That's a great mentality, some_girl. I assume that when you think back on the beatings your father gave you that turned you into such a cyst of stunted ethics, you chuckle and utter, "He won, I lost, better get over it."

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seeinghourglass 0

Hey some_girl, you're the kind of female I can't stand! Congrats! Go to hell!

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some_girl9 8

We still win. You lose. Deal with it. It will never change, so there.

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BigGrouchy 0

I doubt you got sent to the hospital, some people on here just make up shit and this sounds like ur one of them.

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False_Stupidity 41

One solid hit on the head from a rolling pin can cause concussion and is reason enough to go to hospital if only to get it checked out.

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Awwdatsucks 2

Yeah... I'd say press charges and get a refund for the ring after you show it to her. She obviously has no sense of humor.

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QTp13 10

Its a pretty lame sense of humor if you ask me -_- like the one time my boyfriend "broke up" with me. It was a joke according to him, and he couldn't understand why I "overreacted" like that. To all the jerks that find this sort of thing funny....well its not!

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