Love: Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little...

By Awie - 20/10/2011 08:26 - Austria

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

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By unknown - 17/08/2019 02:00 - Canada

Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By newlysingle - 14/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By foreveralone - 23/06/2013 14:42 - United States

Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML

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PixelNoob 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:07

It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

mk58 31

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:05

Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.

Comments

Grouse 5

Friday 21 October 2011 6:44

those things are goddamn heavy too...holy shit: concussion?

cuddlebunny3548 11

Friday 21 October 2011 8:26

Think about it, it'll be a funny story to tell your kids someday

Characterise 0

Friday 21 October 2011 11:11

lol well that's your own fault never ever tell a girl to get back in the kitchen either

AmazingLadyy13 0

Friday 21 October 2011 13:52

Good joke!

caity878 0

Friday 21 October 2011 14:12

Ohh smoooooth

Ikickmidgets 11

Friday 21 October 2011 16:03

gave mine a blender and an apron for our 8 year anniversary as a joke. She didn't see the humor though...

Monkeysmommy1 0

Friday 21 October 2011 17:05

Well, in her defense, if my husband gave me a rolling pin for a major anniversary present, I'd club him with it too. The poor girl was probably sick of you dragging your feet after 5 years, and that pushed her over the edge.

EvilDave 13

Friday 21 October 2011 21:23

So, when you give him a crappy gift, he can beat the crap out of you right?

stokation 0

Friday 21 October 2011 17:33

Dump that b****!

Sakura13_fml 11

Friday 21 October 2011 17:43

Just be glad you found out she's psycho before actually proposing...

ravens_embrace 2

Friday 21 October 2011 19:07

Hrm...seeing as I am in school to be a pastry chef, a rolling pin would have been perfect! The ring is what would have gotten me pissed at my bf. FYL though that she couldn't take a damn joke! Women seriously need to lighten up these days. If you don't get your panties in a bunch, when you stop to think about it those 'women belong in the kitchen' jokes ARE funny! Then again I was raised by teenage guys so I learned not to let things get to me.